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It would be nice if Americans were light-hearted about themselves is this?
I'm an American living in Australia and obtained this email, you know that in Australia, if you are … 1. You know the meaning of the word tight. 2. You think it's normal to have a leader named Kevin. 3. You have made a pipe from your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. 4. When you hear the roots of an American "for his team "was asked how often and with whom. 5. You understand that the term" group of women wearing black thongs "refers to footwear and may be less attractive than it appears. 6. Melbourne is pronounced as "Mel-bin '. 7. You think that makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways 8. You think it makes sense that a country has a $ 1 coin that's twice as big as its $ 2 coin. 9. Whatever your linguistic skills, you are able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language. 10. Returning home from abroad, waiting to be brutally strip-searched by Customs
I think people who could be equally strange. I mean that in a good way. Rednecks are everywhere. Check out Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. "3. You made a pipe from his garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. "Now that the land is used for irrigation of something?" 5. You understand that the expression "group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less attractive than it appears. "I like our Black Thong better." 8. You think makes sense for a country has a $ 1 coin that is twice as big as its $ 2 coin. "Gotcha on the right of" normal "one, our money is smaller than nickel and our Penny. That is?
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